Two Earths are better than One

Planet falling apart? Are You sick and tired of all those  earthquakes, tsunamis and other natural disasters, then boy do I have the perfect deal for you!! With this limited time offer you can buy two earths for the price of one. Sounds too good to be true but wait well even throw in a free moon. Act now before the abstract vivid colors fade away from existence  

Still not sure then read these actual believable real customer reviews! 
Real Customers:
Mark the Martian: When my old planet spontaneously com-busted into oblivion, my family and I were lost until we found this fabulous deal!
Blawwr from Omicron Percion8: When Our last planet disappeared (exploded) we were so lucky to find and conquer these new worlds

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR BUY THESE HOMES TODAY!!